Posts tagged "hope i don't get in trouble for this"
- Queefed at work today. Businesswoman-like.
- Watching Girls and laughed so hard I vomited.
- SEXY ENERGY GUY YOU ONLY JUST TOOK THAT COOKIE OUT IT’LL BE PIPING!!!
- There is something nice about warm lettuce.
- Cheesy mashed potatoes = 50% cheese, 48% butter, 2% potato. 100% solved all of my problems.
- 'Clomipramine: In about 5% of patients (both male and female), it can cause inadvertent orgasms when yawning.' Here's hoping!
- My wheatbag got a hole in it. I found a kernel in my underarm.